GROANING GOLDEN OLDIES

Some artists of the 60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate the baby boomers. Here's a few: 

Willie Nelson's missus sent him out the front door to practice his music out there. A truck hit him as he was singing on the road again!

Herman Hermits:  Mrs Brown you got a lovely walker.

 The Bee Gees:  How can you mend a broken hip?

 Bobby Darin:  Splish splash I was having a flash.

 The Commodores: Once, twice, three times to the bathroom.

 Leo Sayer:  You make me feel like napping.

 Willie Nelson:  On the commode again.

 Procul Harum:  Whiter shade of hair.

 Johnny Nash:  I can't see clearly now.

Helen Reddy: I am woman hear me snore. 

ABBA:   Denture queen.

(Artists,Boomers,Hits.)