Leaked explosive KGB photographs will make Donald Trump im-peach-able
or just plain fruity , nutty , vitamin C freak .
In a secret , heavily guarded KGB leafy dacha, on the side of the fast flowing Volga River , Donald Trump, codenamed Mad Mandarin of Manhattan , is shown here , the central dyed-hair figure, with key members of his election committee plotting with the Russians to steal the American presidential election from Hillary Clinton . The burley , scare-faced person in the background is simply identified as a Russian spook , known as Ivan the Terrible.
Later on, the Chinese eavesdropped on proceedings from a nearby water jar in the background , right , and a cutting edge FBI microphone, looking like a midget , female Emperor Penguin, was found snuggled up to the power mad Mandarin , purring like a pussycat, catching every incriminating word of the treacherous plot on tape , soon to be played across the nation .
Later on, the Chinese eavesdropped on proceedings from a nearby water jar in the background , right , and a cutting edge FBI microphone, looking like a midget , female Emperor Penguin, was found snuggled up to the power mad Mandarin , purring like a pussycat, catching every incriminating word of the treacherous plot on tape , soon to be played across the nation .