WHICH TONY HAS THE TWIN ?

Bonded  together  like  non-sook Siamese  twins, these  two  males , who famously  deadheated in  the Golden Slipper Race   to  flee  parliament  before  a  vote ,   Tony  Abbott  and  Christopher  Pyne  , use  different  brands  of  shampoo and  hair conditioner  to make  them  look presentable  for  more   photo  opportunities  than   Brad  Pitt .  The  question is , which one  has the Toni  permanent  wave  hair  treatment ?  Thinly - thatched Tony  obviously  needs  a   Warnie hair transplant . In  the case of  stern Christopher  ,   it  is absurdly claimed  that  he   massages  his  scalp with an  Adelaide  pie  floater  to keep  his  curly  rug  mop . The   long - haired  MP  in  the background  is  Natasha Griggs  , of   Darwin ,  tipped  to   get a  short  back  and   sides   at   the   next   election. She  and   NT Chief  Minister , Adam Giles ,  who could end up as  bald as a  badger,  tearing  his hair  out  because of the  Country Liberal  Party  all- in  brawls which even wise old Solomon could  not  solve  ,  looked  like wooden, red- faced  Indians  outside a barber  shop  when  they  recently  had  to  pose  as  props  with  PM Abbott  in another of  those  meaningless  photo opportunities  much  beloved  by  Tony.  It  is  openly  stated  in Darwin   that   Giles and  Griggs  do  not  get  along   like   affable  twins .