Friday, January 18, 2019

MADAME POMPADOUR TRAINING SCHOOL FOR LIBERAL LADY CANDIDATES

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In a secret location in  Melbourne-Toorak,actually-elegant French tutor   Madame  Pompadour  , above ,  is  running    a   finishing  sch...

FBI AND LONE RANGER JOIN FORCES FOR WHITE HOUSE RAID

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 Latest  exclusive  non-fake news  report WASHINGTON : With the help  of  the Lone Ranger and  his   pal ,  Tonto , the FBI   is planni...
Wednesday, January 16, 2019

RUNNING DOG REPORT ON CLUCKY COUNTRY ELECTION CAMPAIGN #1

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Frantically running about  like Chicken Man in a Newcastle Disease chook outbreak, Scott Morrison , back from  spreading   the  Australian ...

COOL CURLEW PREPARES FOR LOUD NORTHERN IRELAND MARCHES

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    The   day   following  these photographs were taken  of  one of our resident  Curlews   ,  a  strange  event  took place . Lo...
Tuesday, January 15, 2019

PEACOCK SPIDERS SPIN GREAT YARNS WOOING FEMALES

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    Part of  the travelling Spiders Exhibition at the  Museum and Art Gallery in Darwin  includes  fascinating  film footage o...

A BLANKETY BLANK LIFE STORY

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Midst the bustling  pre-Christmas  popular weekend  Parap Market  in Darwin  , with its  Cambodian , Vietnamese  , Indonesian  , Thai  and ...

CURLEW ALERT RESUMES

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Our  resident backyard  Curlews , acting strangely, immediately raised the  suspicion  that once more they had  eggs. Sure enough , a  fami...