THE FIELD OF PLAY BEFORE BIFFO BEGINS

 

Queensland Country Bank Stadium ,Townsville . Vallis.

(Stadium .Townsville. Views.)

SIGNS - SOME NAUGHTY- OF THE TIMES

Display  at  Townsville  craft  fair in which some ,if not all,  signs  looked  as  if they were made in  America  because  when  it  comes  to mentioning  derrierre  it   is  ASS , not  an  Aussie   derivative , but  one frequently  used  in  the  USA , recently  liberated  by  a  braying  ass .

 (Craft. Signs. Trump.)

SHIPPING REPORTER KEELHAULED

As a  result of  researching   books and  notebooks which once belonged to a  marine  engineer   with a  link to  an  American  Marine  in  l942, found in a  Townsville garage sale ,  our  waterfront  roundsman  could  get  a  job   building  Australian  billionaire   Clive  Palmer's  replica  of  the Titanic.

Why? Because   the  notebooks  contain a  wealth  of  diagrams and involved  formulae  related  to  ship  construction and  performance  of  various  parts .

Ships construction , important  measurements  is  the  heading  in a section  which contains  handwritten  information that covers the  thickness of steel needed in the framing of  a  vessel , its  floors  and  other  parts , vital for  Titanic ll.  As expected, rivets also  get  a  mention .

Dealing  with keels , it  goes into  considerable  detail .   In respect of  the bilge  keel , it must consist of two  centre girders  to resist  rolling .  A duct keel   must   be   scalloped .

Laws  of  perfect gases  is another  subject covered in   depth , including a  number which   Palmer could use  in  his   election  campaign  on the stormy  bounding main, seeing he is the skipper of the Trumpet of  Patriots windjammer ,  inspired  by Donald Trump who is fast  turning  America  into  the  Wreck  of  the  Hesperus . 

Other  topics  include  combustion,  steam , turbines, nozzle  velocity,  air compressors , entropy and  reversed  Carnot. 

(Titanic. Palmer. Trump.)  

ROCKY AND PAL

Reclining  rock with  Drake . Vallis pix. 

 (Sleeping. Rock. Townsville. ) 

"BOOTED OUT " SWINGING SAINT BLESSES LEFT- FOOTED FOOTBALL CLUB

A portrait  of  Australia's first Catholic saint, Mary MacKillop, stands out  in a  Townsville Vinnies  window  display  of  mannequins depicting  a  family supporting  the  local  Cowboys  Rugby  League  team.

Another large portrait of Mary MacKillop below  beams down on Townsville's busy Ross River  Road  from  atop  a school.  For a long time , our Shipping Reporter  drew attention to  the  fact   that  the  portrait  was  faded  , even  seemed to have   feral  plants  growing  around it.  He  chided  the  local  media and  the faithful  for  allowing  this   to   happen  , until  it  was  replaced .

And  just  recently  ,  she   was  the  special  subject  of  a  contestant  on   ABC   television's  zany  Hard  Quiz  , who  was   excommunicated   by   the  devilish   presenter ,  Tom Gleeson , when  she  failed  to  win . 

Foot and Beauty Note : At  the  same time as Mary MacKillop was cheering on the Cowboys in the window , also on sale  in the shop was a book containing  many letters  about her life , which  included  being excommunicated in  l871  by a  bishop.  Strangely , also  sighted  was   what  could  have  been  an item from   a  dressing table   vanity  set  which   looked  like  a powder  bowl  with  a  nun  on  the  lid...surely   not   Mary?

(Saint. Rugby. Nun.)

SCENIC WATERFRONT WALKWAY

 

Cairns  Esplanade  by  Aeronautical  Correspondent  Abra.

(Cairns. Esplanade, Abra.)

RECEDING OVERFLOW REFLECTIONS

  

Closed  Anderson  Botanic  Gardens.

( Flooding. Townsville. Vallis.)

COASTAL TAPESTRY

 Cairns  by  Aeronautical  Correspondent  Abra. 

 

(Cairns . View . Abra.)

INTRIGUING NAUTICAL YARN

 Our Shipping Reporter is convinced  an interesting story  could unfold  in the follow up to a number of  books  and notebooks he found  in a  North Queensland garage sale . At first glance,  he said  the cache linked a United States   Navy  Marine  in 1942  with a  Brisbane man  who its  seems  became a  marine engineer. 

Of   particular  interest   was  the above  well  worn , revised 1942  Henry Ford Trade  School Shop  Theory , published by McGraw-Hill  Book Company , New York and  London,  267pp,  highly  illustrated  .

Founded by  Henry Ford  in l916, with just six students and one instructor,  the  Henry Ford Trade School, Dearborn, Michigan, gave underprivileged  young men  the  opportunity to  earn a  living  while learning a trade , and  provided  the  Ford  Motor Company with trained draftsmen and  technicians.  

By l931, there were 135 faculty members teaching  2800 students.More than 8000  had graduated  from  the  school  when   it   closed  in  l952. 

The   book contains   three   inscriptions  from  American Thomas  Paul Burns , the first dated   August 2, l942.  Possibly a second class  marine mechanic or  engineer , he  described  himself  as   being  of  the  US  Navy, San  Diego, California ; another   gives  his   address  as  1228 Elbur  Avenue, Lakewood, Ohio . 

In large handwriting, the  other expresses  good  luck to Jack Herrmann , of Ascot,  Brisbane  , Australia. 

Somehow,  that book  made its way to  Townsville and was found  by our waterfront  roundsmen in a  box  with a   run of  books , Mathematics  for Marine Engineers, published by Thomas Reed Publications Limited, Sunderland  and  London, in  the  l960s.

There is  another  handwritten   inscription  with  the name  John . C.  Herrmann  , 36 Mary Street, Innisfail, Queensland ,  in  volume one , published in  l965, 381pp,  with  the outline of a   merchant  vessel on  the dustjacket  of  each  one .

The Shipping Reporter  says he reckons  there could be  an interesting  story ,possibly  involving Townsville  during WWll when there were many Americans  in  town and  subsequent   dealings  with   shipping  in  dock  and at  sea  in  various  locations. 

If he  is able to flesh  out  the  scenario  we  will inform  our  readers.  Already he  knows of  a  connection  with  Queensland's  sugar  industry.  

(Ford. Ohio .Marine.) 

TWINKLE , TWINKLE CAIRNS

Photos by  Aeronautical Correspondent  Abra.

 (Cairns. Lights. Abra.)

TRUMP CAUSES CYCAD SHOCK HORROR

Ever  since  boofheaded  Donald Trump  imposed  the  trade war , causing  Wall  Street to  become  wall-eyed , cycads  have  turned  unhealthy- like the  one  below  in  Australia  which  even  looks as if  fathered by  Trump  in a golfcourse bunker and  is obviously suffering  from the  dreaded, highly  infectious   Oval  Office   Pox.   

A  distressed   cycad lover   taking her  pet , cute   cycad  for  walkies on a leash  in a  North Queensland  public botanic  garden , told  LIttle  Darwin reporter Argus  Tuft  many cycads  have  developed  ugly , diseased  features   that  look like   Donald  Trump's  disintegrating , made- in - China  wig, way past  its use  by  date,  after  a   night  in  a  spin  dryer . 

Would  you  believe  this  is  not fake news?

(Trump. Slump.Cycads.)

RISING HOME REAL ESTATE

Due  to  the flooding  rain  in Queensland ,  magpie  geese  are  having to  raise  the  level  of   their  nests in  swamps,  pools  and   billabongs. 

The rising water level in a  lake  caused  a  pair  to  quickly  raise the  height of the  nest  by  adding  more  sticks and   pieces  off  nearby  plants.   The home alone  bird  below  on  its  nest  seems  somewhat nonplussed about the situation.    

                            

(Estate , Floods. Queensland. ) 

NEW VENICE OF THE NORTH

Because of a so-called rain shadow  over  Townsville  it became known as  Brownsville in the  dry season. According to the Bureau of  Meteorology , Townsville  misses  out  on  much rain  because  most onshore winds  from the  south- east , which bring  showers , bypass   the area  due to the terrain , unlike  Cairns that  has  mountains .  

However, so far this year, Townsville has experienced  record rainful of about 2400 millimetres  , flooding in some areas , the closure of a large shopping  centre  due to underground flooding, landslides which closed  Castle Hill  and the  Ross  River  has  been   cascading  across  the weirs.  

All  the  rain and  three nights  of  electrical storms  produced a new  large  lake, below,  in  the  Anderson Botanic Gardens , which  blocked  the  road .

The  usual lotus filled   pool in the gardens  has  also  expanded , attracting  much  more   birdlife  than usual , including  magpie  geese,  whistling  ducks, curlews  , peaceful doves,  pee wees  and  finches.

With so  many surface  pools  about  it  gives rise to  arty photographs of  the reflections  of   sky , clouds  and surrounds, like the one  following , taken   by   drenched  Vallis.

(Venice. Townsville. Rain.)

VIET NAM WAR SURPRISE

Found in  a number of  war  books  in the garrison city of  Townsville , in the one above, was  the    loosely  inserted   photograph of  a  crouched soldier   posing  with   a  rifle   and  what  looks  like  a  cullender  , a  kitchen utensil  used  to  drain  fluids  from  food , on  his  head .

The author , Gary McKay, served in  South Viet Nam in 1971, where he was  badly wounded   and  awarded  the   Military Cross  for  gallantry. 

According to the blurb, he interviewed more than  100 veterans and their families  to  build  up  a  picture  of  their  war.

He spoke to nurses  and  doctors, Qantas cabin crew and pilots, men who had served with the  Army, Navy and Air Force,  in helicopters, armoured units , maintenance divisions , destroyers , on  the gun line , units attached  to  American forces  and  ships carrying  troops.  

This  resulted  in  a  most  interesting  book , published by Allen and Unwin.

McKay also wrote   In  Good Company  and  Delta Four  and  Sleeping  With  Your Ears  Open : On Patrol  with the Australian SAS .

Bullets, Beans and Bandages was first published in l992 as Vietnam Fragments. 

There was another  inclusion , a Queensland Health Public  Patients' Charter  pamphlet , in The Accidental Guerrilla, fighting  small wars in the  midst of a big one , published by Scribe, Melbourne. 

Written by David Kilcullen, a former  Australian Army officer and one of the world's most influential experts on guerrilla warfare, the wide ranging volume includes extensive  coverage of  the  INTERFET  force  which went   into  East Timor. 

 (VIetnam . Guerrillas.   Books .)  

CAPE YORK AWASH

 

Evidence of  the  torrential  rain impact on  the countryside  is evident in this series  taken by  Aeronautical Correspondent  Abra   flying  into  Pormpuraaw , situated on the Edward River , the  western side of the cape,  about halfway between  the popular fishing spot of  Karumba and  Weipa   , 650 kilometres  by  road  from  Cairns. Pormpuraaw has  an arts and crafts centre.

(Rain. Cape. Abra.)

A DISASTROUS NEWSPAPER

In  our  exclusive  series- Rewind The  Press!- we  recalled  the  Northern Territory's  colourful  media  past. In  this  case , it   is   a  rerun   about  an   unusual   publication  and  the  dynamic  duo  who  produced  it  after  Cyclone  Tracy   destroyed   Darwin  in  l974.

Damaged Chinese Temple sign in shatttered  city. 

Victorian Pete Steedman , a seasoned and scarred ALP warrior, known as the Black Knight , had been in the eye of countless political storms. It was an epic tempest, Australia’s worst natural disaster, Cyclone Tracy, which saw him called in to utilise his skills as a  forceful  journalist / editor, publisher and communicator in the production of  the Darwin Newsletter .

The publication kept tens of thousands of evacuees down south informed about what was happening in the battered Territory capital and where they could go for help and services to try and sort out their lives which had been turned upside down. It became “ the Bible” for Darwin Resident Action Committees across the nation ,with a circulation of 20,000.

Edition number 1 was printed in Melbourne at the Salvation Army’s Citadel Press with money Steedman raised through various sources. It was illustrated with photographs supplied by The Age and included a statement in the Greek language. As the enormity of the problem became more apparent , Steedman was employed as a welfare officer by the Victorian Council for Social Service which had been studying and planning the organisational structures needed to cope with any disaster. Another journalist , John Ball, also a political activist, worked in tandem with Steedman on the Newsletter.

A Darwin Assistance Centre was set up on the fifth floor of the Australian Government Building in the Mebourne CBD , which an Age report said at times was like a noisy newspaper , with redtape between departments cut to a minimum as a thousand deadlines had to be met.

Subsequent editions of the Newsletter , printed at Stockland Press, where Steedman had previously been the publishing manager, were jam-packed with helpful information and articles which reflected his dynamic approach and the distinctive writing style of the two media men . The paper took a stand against bureaucratic inaction, unreasonable treatment of people, both down south and in Darwin.

For example, in an article dealing with the delays in handing out the millions donated to help the victims of Cyclone Tracy, administered by the Darwin Relief Trust Fund , held by four different voluntary organisations , it called for “ a quick decision by someone up top “ to allocate the “paltry” $200 per person. It was harder to find anyone who had received any of the money than to find a house that had not been blown away, chided the Newsletter .

It also was not reluctant to raise the issue of profiteering by some Darwin businesses, escalating house prices , problems with insurance companies. Ball was sent to Darwin to gather first hand information on the spot for the newspaper and was joined by Steedman . 

Ball had lived in Hong Kong and there were articles, illustrated with a picture of ships swept ashore in tidal surges , about how the British colony coped with regular hurricanes and information about its building code, The byline on one article billed John Ball as "our cyclone-proof obsessed reporter".

In Hugh Lunn's book Spies Like Us , the Brisbane journalist described his first meeting with John Ball, a long thin scar on his left cheek,in the Firecracker Bar in Hong Kong."Not  another bloody Aussie," Ball remarked on  hearing Lunn was a new journalist in the British colony, awash with  Australian newsmen .

Australia's famous journalist, Steve Dunleavy , who became known as  Mr Blood Guts in  American  journalism, was working as a bouncer in the bar and also  produced a publication called American Tourist .

In Darwin, Steedman and Ball worked closely with the executive director of the NT Council of Social Services ,Max Dumais, civic and government leaders.

A March 1975 edition told how few people in Darwin had known anything about video tapes until Cyclone Tracy. Now videos were flowing to and from Darwin keeping people in touch . Film Australia taught a Darwin team which included a housewife, a teacher and an air traffic controller how to take over the video service . In the first month of operation 260 taped messages were sent south.

Steedman addressed a national conference in Adelaide in April 1975 at which two representatives from all states and territories gathered to discuss the role of Darwin resident groups outside of Darwin and drew up an extensive agenda for future activities in Darwin. One of those was for a community newspaper in Darwin supported by the Darwin Reconstruction Commission. The role and requirements of such a paper were explained in great detail .

The idiosyncratic writing style of the two journalists was evident when Little Darwin recently perused Steedman’s own copies of the Newsletter, mementos of those hectic days. As an example, the May 1975 edition of the paper said Ball had lobbed in Darwin to collect stories , including some from the teams of scribes still resident in the battered city. 

It included a lively account of life aboard the former Greek Chandris Line cruise ship, Patris, costing the Australian government $15,100 a day, where up to 800 people paid $35 a week for full board. The Newsletter pointed out the ship’s swimming pool was not filled with water and that mothers were worried that children might fall through the railings and plunge 40 feet into the harbour .

Stories about the Patris becoming a Peyton Place may or may not be true , the article continued. From this very paragraph alone it can be seen that the Darwin Newsletter was no  bland government  publication.

Nightcliff politician Dawn Lawrie featured in another story and firmly stated that former residents should be allowed return to the city , despite the claim that they would strain resources. Tourists , she pointed out, were being allowed to come to Darwin and they had to eat . If the buses bringing them in were not fully equipped they would be straining the food supplies.

She was quoted as saying : “Bugger the tourists .They are part of Darwin’s bread and butter , but our first concern should be for Darwin people kept down south.” She went on to say that she was more than a bit browned off by tourists. “At one stage there was a private helicopter flying over to gawk at the city. When one swooped over my house, I couldn’t restrain myself and gave them a very rude sign.”

Mayor Ella Stack told the Newsletter she would like to provide facilities for hippies who passed through Darwin on the route to and from Asia to overcome the smelly Lameroo Beach situation and that drug dealers would get short shrift.  A local artist, Eddie Collins, provided cartoons.

Through his involvement with the Chinese community in Bendigo and Melbourne , John Ball arranged for a cutting of the ancient Bodhi tree in Thailand under which Buddha is said to have received enlightenment thousands of years ago to be sent to Darwin for the Chinese Temple rebuilding program. A Chinese message was also included in the paper. Former NT News journalist, Bluey Harley ,evacuated as a result of Cyclone Tracy , supplied a lighthearted column of anecdotes and there were several items from the NT News.

The June 2 edition , the last , contained extensive information about the Darwin Reconstruction Fair, including an interview with Melbourne artist and conservationist, Neil Douglas, photographed with local journalist /author and environmentalist, the late Barbara James , he having interesting views about how the city could be rebuilt, the Hong Kong approach mentioned .

Ball and Steedman were involved in a variety of projects which resulted in them dealing with Sandra and Kerry Byrnes at the Graphic Systems printery, who later ran the independent newspaper, the Darwin Star , the name inspired by the Hong Kong  Star. 

Steedman compiled an extensive report of some 300 pages ,with about l600 pages of appendices , on how to cope with a natural disaster anywhere in Australia. This , he said, had been chopped down, censored, re-written ,turned about and came out as something he did not quite recognise .

Ball later played a key part in a community newspaper , The New Darwin.As part of the Back to Darwin event, Steedman was one of many journalists who returned to see how the city had progressed a year after Cyclone Tracy. A dramatic event  forced him to reluctantly cut short his stay in Darwin on that occasion.

(Cyclone. Darwin. Melbourne.) 

STORMY OUTLOOK

Early morning  view  from  The Strand, Townsville, looking  towards Magnetic Island . Photo by Aeronautical  Correspondent  Abra. 

(Island. Townsville. Abra. )

PENAL COLONY EARLY PUBLICATIONS

An historically significant bound volume containing the first eight issues-May to December 1821- of Australia’s first periodical, The Australian Magazine, at $45,000 , is one of the many  items of  note  in the latest acquisitions  from  Douglas Stewart Fine Books, Melbourne. 

Edited by Reverend   Ralph Mansfield  and printed  by  Robert   Howe , it  went out of circulation  in  September  22, 1822  after 14  issues. 

Robert Howe (1795-1829) was a member of Australia’s most important early publishing dynasty.

His father, George  Howe (1759-l821) , printed the first book in Australia in l802 , the New South Wales  General Standing Order , and  Australia's  first  newspaper , the  l803  Sydney  Gazette and New South Wales  Advertiser .

The first issue of The Australian Magazine – printed by Robert Howe – was published on May 1. 1821,  10 days before George Howe’s death . Having already succeeded his father as Government Printer, Robert also became editor, printer and publisher of the Gazette, which he had formerly helped his father to  publish .

According to  the bookshop, ‘Robert Howe was dissipated as a young man and in 1819 fathered an illegitimate son. Next year, however, he experienced a spiritual awakening and, in his own words, was “wonderfully and mercifully visited by God and snatched from infamy in this world and Hell in the next”.

He joined the group of Methodists who were working in Sydney ,and their influence, particularly that of Reverend Ralph Mansfield, was apparent when he published The Australian Magazine; or, Compendium of Religious, Literary, and Miscellaneous Intelligence, the first periodical to appear in  Australia. 

Reverend  Mansfield (1799-1880), was a recently ordained and zealous Methodist minister who had arrived in Sydney from Liverpool, England, in September 1820.

Mansfield’s editorial Preface, dated December 1, 1821, bound in at the front of the  above volume stated:

‘Our design, from the first, has avowedly been, “to disseminate useful knowledge, religious principles, and moral habits.” And though some, we are aware, object to our Magazine, that it wears too grave and religious an aspect, candour must compel them to acknowledge, that we have not swerved from the intentions we distinctly proposed.

Political discussion, and party spirit, and personal allusion, we have scrupulously avoided. Literature and science, while we have devoted to them a portion of attention, have been kept subordinate and subservient to our primary design.

Of Colonial occurrences we have endeavoured to select the most interesting; though this department is, in a great measure, superseded by the weekly Journal [i.e. the Sydney Gazette].’

(Publications.Colonial. Books.)

WHISTLING DUCKS HARMONISE

 (Ducks.Townsville. Vallis.)

FIRST WORLD WAR SOUVENIR

Our Shipping Reporter  detected the following  cotton handkerchief  with a large   central cartouche  depicting the  Gallant Sons of Empire -Australia and New Zealand - storming ashore  at  Gallipoli . 

Smaller uncaptioned cartouches at each corner depict ships of the Royal Australian Navy including HMAS Sydney, and at lower centre a depiction of the German light cruiser SMS Emden after its engagement with the Sydney, captioned ‘”The Scrap Heap”. There is a view of the Emden after the fight with the  Sydney off  the Cocos Keeling Islands. 

Believed  to  have been made in the United KIngdom, the scarce lithographic printed handkerchief , dug out of the  latest  list from  Douglas Stewart  Fine Books, Melbourne ,  by  our  waterfront  roundsman ,  is  priced  at  $750.  

(Gallipoli. Souvenir. Emden.) 

AUSTRALIA'S GOT LEAFY TALENT

BUSHLAND  PRIMA  DONNA   

(Bush.Talent .Vallis.)

DRYING OUT

 

(Birds. Wet. Queensland.)

ELECTION EXCLUSIVE: BOB HAWKE RESURRECTED FROM CELLAR

 A 2013  bottle of  Penfolds Koonunga Hill Cabernet  Sauvignon  , the label  signed by  the  late  , great  Australian  Prime Minister,  Bob Hawke , above  , is  the prize   in  a   fund raising   raffle   for  Edwina  Andrews  , the  ALP  candidate for  the Queensland  seat  of   Herbert, which   takes in  the city of Townsville. Donated  by  a  thoughtful comrade,  tickets are  $5.

Notification of the raffle, to be drawn April 20, contained the  following   comment: 

Whether it's one for your mantelpiece, one for your cellar or just one to toast one of our really great Labor Prime Ministers with your friends, I'd encourage you to buy as many tickets as you can so that we can all keep the legacy of Bob and all the other great Labor Prime Ministers alive for the benefit of today's Australians and our future generations.

Remember in Australian political history, it's always been Labor Governments that have been the nation builders and it's always been Tory governments that  have been the divisive social wreckers.

Hawke  consumed a  variety of libations during visits to sunny Queensland , especially  during  the above  event  in Cairns , possibly the proposed aquarium  project? 

On the death  of  Bob Hawke, the above sign appeared  with  a  variation of his  famous  statement  about  any boss  who sacked a  worker who  did not turn up  after  celebrating  the  Australia ll  win  over the  New  York  Yacht  Club  in  the  l983  America's  Cup  Yacht  Race.  

(Hawke. Wine. Election.)