Saturday, July 31, 2021

LITTLE DARWIN MENAGERIE SURPRISE

One of  our  two  resident   Curlew  families   has  produced  a  chick  ahead  of   time , seen  here  with  its  mother , another  egg  still  to  hatch . Worryingly, it is adventurous , runs about in the open where it could be picked  off  by  a  bird  of  prey . It  went into  the  prone  position with  its father.

GULLIVER'S TRAVELS BETWEEN THE FLAGS

 



Another flight of  fancy  by  Vallis .

Friday, July 30, 2021

CROW CHIPS IN

 Sensing it was on a win, this cheeky   Crow  advanced on a  man eating fish and chips  on  the beach at  Horseshoe  Bay, Magnetic Island , and  called  out ,resulting in flying chips  thrown over the shoulder .

Thursday, July 29, 2021

SANTA CRUZ MASSACRE SYMPOSIUM

 November 12  will be  the 30th anniversary of  the  Santa Cruz Massacre, Dili, East Timor . To  mark  the  occasion  a  two-day online symposium will be held to which  Darwin activist  Robert Wesley-Smith, a longtime East Timor supporter , has   been  asked  to  contribute . He  will cover his  demonstration  against  the   massacre , the  first  in  Australia,   followed  by a  march  on  the  Indonesian consulate.  

Information  supplied  for  the  symposium   follows : 

The Santa Cruz Massacre of 12 November 1991 in Dili, East Timor was a turning point in the East Timorese struggle for national self-determination. The Indonesian army’s killing of more than two hundred and seventy young East Timorese protesters at the Santa Cruz cemetery was captured in dramatic footage and broadcast internationally, turning global attention back to this former Portuguese colony.
Critically, the protest – and its violent crackdown – dramatically changed the way the international community regarded the Indonesian occupation of the territory. Responses to the Santa Cruz Massacre also demonstrated the growing power, influence, and impact of transnational solidarity networks and global human rights activism.
Scheduled in the leadup to the thirty-year anniversary of the massacre, this two-day online symposium will bring together international researchers to discuss this critical event. The symposium is organised by the Timor-Leste Studies Association (TLSA), Australia, in partnership with the Centro Nacional Chega (CNC), Timor-Leste and supported by the Asian Studies Association of Australia (ASAA).
We welcome papers covering, for example, the leadup to and significance of the 12 November protest, the East Timorese clandestine movement’s strategy, the Indonesian counterstrategy and responses, and the international dimensions of this event. Papers may be presented in Tetum, Portuguese, English or Indonesian.

THE DAY OF THE CYCADS

 



Anderson  Botanical  Gardens , Townsville.

Wednesday, July 28, 2021

SCOMO TURNS LODGE INTO PALAIS DE DUNCE , TAKES FRENCH LEAVE

French  aroma  to  permeate  Coalition  utterances   as  famous   flatulist   appointed   PM's   new  spin  doctor .


CANBERRA : Award winning  political journalist Argus Tuft today  exclusively revealed  that  the Scott Morrison Funk Bunker has  appointed  French windbag  Petomane   as  its  new strategist  in a  desperate  bid  to cover   up  the  PM's  gross  failures  as  a  national  leader.


Argus Tuft  says  the  PM met  Petomane when he was taken on a tour of Paris by the French President, Emmanuel Macron, above, after attending  the G7 conference , staged  in  a  lavish  Cornish pasty factory 

 On  that  educational  tour , the PM  , while  taking  part  in a  laying on  of  hands ceremony  in  the naughty    Moulin  Rouge, who should blow in , but  Le  Petomane?

Petomane , a great showman , soon  had  the entire  crowd , including  ScoMo , laughing  like  mad. In fact , some  matrons  became so hysterical  they  ripped  off   their  corsets  to  improve  their breathing .
  
Back in Australia , increasingly revealed  as a   hollow showman / tobacco is good for you advertising  copywriter, the PM   came  under  attack ,despite the News Corp PR machine  going  into  overdrive  for  the  Coalition  , "performing acrobatic  leaps of spin ", worthy  of  Olympic gold medals .

This did not stop the  PM   from being asked embarrassing  questions on air .  Philip Coorey of the  Austalian  Financial Review   concisely explained the situation.

To  counter  having  his  imperial  clothes  ripped off in public , ScoMo adopted  the   new  Petomane  approach  and  announced a  distracting  Down  Under  version  of   the Tour de  France...the Tour de  Lockup.


Tuesday, July 27, 2021

QUEUE FOR ORAL NECTAR JAB


 Lorikeets  raiding  the  blossoms  of   Pyrostegia  venusta , known as the Flame  Vine  and  Golden Shower .



Vallis photos.

Monday, July 26, 2021

SAILORS AND HUNTER HOME FROM THE SEA


 With  the  help of  Robert Louis Stevenson , after spotting  the above Hunter  luxury yacht ,from Sydney, tied  up  on  Magnetic Island , our Shipping Reporter  put  together  a  pictorial   portfolio  of  moored  vessels ,representing  a  lot  of   floating  assets . 





Sunday, July 25, 2021

EXPEDITION THROUGH THE INDIAN EMPIRE

The  superb Northern Territory Genealogical  Society's reference  library  in  Darwin   overflows  with   great  material , stories galore . Built up from many sources  over the years ,including donations, deceased estates ,book sales, subscriptions ,it includes ephemera and  photographs ,with filing cabinets and credenzas filled  with  treasures .

 It   is  exciting   to  explore  its  contents  from  the  back  of  a  swaying  elephant ,  armed  with   a   notebook  and   camera .

For example, you  sense the  following  worn 1886 volume may have  an interesting   history   itself . 

Upon opening  , an  inscription  is   found  revealing  it  had  once   belonged  to  Professor  Geoffrey  Forrester  Fairbairn , Reader in  Australian  History, at  the  Australian  National University,  Canberra ,  who died in London  on  September 11,1980.  



The son of James Valentine Fairbairn , Minister for Air (1939-1940)  in the Menzies Ministry , he was a  commentator on  Southeast  Asian politics and an expert  on  Revolutionary Guerrilla Warfare, about which he wrote several books.

The  National  Library of  Australia contains the Geoffrey  Fairbairn Collection ,annotated  by his  wife, Dr Anne Fairbairn , the granddaughter of  Australia's fourth  Prime  Minister ,George Reid . It includes a South Vietnam flag,some items  subjected  to  damp  and  mould .


A poet, journalist and Arab culture expert ,In 1998 ,she received the Order of Australia for services to literature and international  relations  between Australia  and  the  Middle East. She  died  on  October 22,2018, aged 90.


The author of the book, Sir William Hunter , had started off in the Indian Civil Service in 1862, became a magistrate  and a prodigious writer on matters relating to India . He  presided  over the Commission on  Indian  Education ,was Vice- Chancellor of the University of Calcutta , wrote a regular weekly column about  India  for  The Times  and  contributed  to  the  Encyclopedia  Britannica .


UPCOMING : More  gems  from  the   library  involving  America  and  Canada, Crimea , Australian   Jews .

Saturday, July 24, 2021

MUTILATED MERMAID TURNS VEGETARIAN

 Shipping   Reporter  Overcooked  Scoop 

Our waterfront  roundsman , the  only one in North Australia , has been ordered to have an  eye test after he  claimed  the  mysterious  mutilated mermaid  on Magnetic Island now  has  a  giant  asparagus  growing  out of  her navel !!! 

To back up  his  preposterous claim , he produced the  above photograph . At first glance,  it  did appear that she was  indeed  sporting  a  large, tasty ,  green  asparagus  shoot   from  that  beauty spot .

However,  when  the  remains of  her  torso  were forensically  examined with a  made  in  China Sherlock Holmes  magnifying  glass,  it was  found to  be an optical illusion , part of   her vital statistics  not   yet  maltreated or  ripped off  by  some  twisted  ratfink.

The  observant Shipping  Reporter previously  revealed  that  the  mermaid's arms, then her  head , without  the sleepy  mainland  media  noticing ,  were   torn  off , sticks  jabbed  in  the  armholes.  

Friday, July 23, 2021

RADIOACTIVE JOURNALIST IN FISHY STORY

In  these  days of  smart  phones  and  digitised  newspapers, you  don't  hear the  expression  today's  front  page  news  is  tomorrow's  fish  and  chips  wrapper .  Anyway , it  is probably  against  modern   health  regulations  and  undoubtedly  unhygienic  to  wrap  a  serving  or  two  in   manhandled   papers.

Recently , on a trip to a  Queensland   dump shop , the  book  section provided an  unexpected  battered  serving  of   Australian  and   New Zealand   reporting   in  the  shape of  the  spotty - covered , well- worn ,   Wake of the Invercauld , about  men  shipwrecked  in 1864  on   the   Auckland  Islands,300  miles  south  of   NZ .

Instantly, on  seeing  the  above  title  on  the spine in a  jumble of volumes  , I was reminded  of  a   NZ  reporter friend  , the  late  Ross  Annabell , who   deserves  to   be  inducted  into  the  Australian  Hall  of  Journalism  Fame , the  Kiwi   equivalent  as  well , if   not  already  ensconced   there .

By  Peter Simon 

 In  numerous  conversations with  Ross ,  covering  a  wide  range of  subjects , once  over  a  jugged  hare  sandwich , he   mentioned  that  he  had  gone  to  the   Auckland  Islands  while  looking  for  the  gold  of  the  General Grant  , wrecked  in  the  same area  as  the  Invercauld ,  two  years  later .

While on  that assignment , he had also scanned the  area  for  possible signs of  uranium bearing  rocks ,  he   having written  The Uranium Hunters , about the  Northern Territory uranium boom of  the  l950s.  This  blog explained  how  he  had  been caught  up in  the  search  for uranium  there , and  at  one  stage  thought  he  was  going  to  make  a  fortune with a strike he  made with a  geiger counter ,even  smuggled some  yellowcake  into  NZ . 


Ross, with camera, inside steaming Mount Tarawera  crater.

I first  met  Ross  on  the Rotorua Daily Post , in the  North Island  of New Zealand, in the early 1960s , where he was  a  feature writer and a good one at  that . Starting off as  a cub reporter in Christchurch , he  flew  to  Australia in 1950  aboard a Sunderland flying boat . He worked  for the Sydney Morning Herald, the ABC, the Mackay Mercury , in Queensland . He was an early  photo-journalist  along  the  way , writing  illustrated  articles for many publications .

He was the first editor  of  the  Mount Isa Mail  and  an early editor of  the  Northern  Territory  News , Darwin, where he covered the  airport rescue of Mrs Petrov from Russian guards trying to force her out of Australia .  Because I had worked on the NT News  under the great editor , Jim  Bowditch ,with whom Ross had  dealings , we  had some common interests  in Rotorua.  Sharing  a  gold prospecting  dish  was  another , with  which  we  never  struck  it  rich.

He  lived  with his English wife, Meg, above Rotorua ,  at  Mamaku , a  kind of ghost town , which  had been  an  early thriving  timber milling community . There  he  was  restoring a  rundown , stripped - house , surrounded by  blackberries , which  had  been  the  mill manager's  fancy abode, one  room so  big  it  was dubbed the  ballroom. 

A great do  it  yourself  Kiwi , he was a keen hunter , made his own home brew , had  a  cut down Boer war  rifle  and  a strange  van , the  shaky  timber body built  on  an old chassis ,which caught fire  while  driving  to  work  from Mamaku . It  looked  very  much  like  the following   vehicle  in the  British television show, The Keeper ,  I saw recently , about  a German prisoner of war who was  a  skilled   soccer  goalie. In  it  I went   on enjoyable  bush  walking and  mountain  climbing  trips  with   Ross.


In  later years , he  discussed with  me  how  to  get  a  novel he  had written  about  a  woman, If I remember correctly,  running  a  fishing  boat  on  the Great  Barrier  Reef , drawing  on  his  experience   fishing  for six months  off  Mackay . This  Queen of  the Reef, sounded similar to  the Canadian series, The  Adventures  of  Tugboat  Annie .

His book on the uranium  boom in Australia  sold well . While  working  in Darwin , he  was smuggled into the  Rum Jungle uranium mine   to  reveal  poor  conditions under which  the  men worked and  lived.  Uranium fever spread  across  to  New Zealand in the l950s , the  first  find there  made by two  mates, a  goldminer and a fisherman ,  in  the  Buller Gorge  in l955.

An enterprising Kiwi firm , believe it or not ,  even  produced Uranium Ice Cream . 

 Other  books Ross  wrote were about the Rotorua Maori Guide ,Rangi,  and two  about  pioneering   pilot , Captain  Fred  Ladd.  

He won NZ  awards for  investigative reporting  and  taught  journalism. Ross was  91 when  he  died  on  September 7, 2018.     

BRISVEGAS BIRD AND BOTTLE BEAT

 One of  our  wondering  nerdy correspondents, Michael,  sent  this  photograph  from  Brisbane, along  with  another shot of old  bottles   recently unearthed there  by  council workers .  Just  imagine  what  treasures  will  be  found  in  earthworks  carried  out  for  the  2032  Brisbane  Olympic  Games ? 

SAILING / FISHING / GHOST FLEET

 Shipping  Reporter  On  Border  Patrol